BEHOLD!! PROOF!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn#Chinese_mythology

And these are the TRADITIONAL unicorn bodies, with the slender tail that has a tuft at the end! IT CAN HAZ MUST BE REELZ!!!

"Shanhaijing (117) also mentioned Bo-horse (Chinese: 駮馬; pinyin: bómǎ), a chimera horse with ox tail, single horn, white body, and its sound like person calling."

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I just came up with this, and imagining Peter Sellers delivering the line had me laughing for 5 minutes straight.

Clouseau, "For you see, the murderer was... the bullet!"

Guy in room, "The bullet?"

Clouseau, "Of course, no one would suspect the bullet of firing itself!"

Woman in room, "But that... that's madness!"

Clouseau, "Yes, I am certain the bullet was quite insane. But we shall never know, for in killing (the name of the victim), it also managed to commit suicide."

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